The Blondes Get Revenge

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
 It doesn't show the dirt.

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
 The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable

Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
 It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
 It matches their mustache

Why is the color brunette considered evil?
 When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
 Check her for a pulse

What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
 A brunette rabbit

What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
 "What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"

Why did God create brunettes?
 So ugly men wouldn't feel left out

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
 The invitation

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
 From their underarms

Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
 Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
 A hostage

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