Male Life Priorities

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion.

So, I decided I needed a passionate girl, with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, who cried all 
the time and threatened suicide.  

So, I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable,
and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull, that I decided I
needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from
one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous
things, and flirted with everybody she met. She made me miserable more often
than happy. She was great fun initially, and very energetic, but

So, I decided I needed a girl with ambition.

I found a smart, ambitious girl, with her feet planted firmly on the 
ground, and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me 
and took everything I ever owned.

Now, all I want is a girl with big tits.

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