Golf Talk

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren't:

10. shaft is bent
 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
 7. Look at the size of his putter
 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
 5. Mind if I join your threesome?
 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired .
 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

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