Office Talk

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
 9. Mind if I use your laptop?
 8. Just stick it in my box.
 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag
 6. I want it on my desk, NOW
 5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid
 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
 3. It's an entry-level position.
 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
 1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there 

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