A priest and a young nun were lost in a terrible snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted and chilled to the bone, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed. I`ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag." Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said, "Father, I`m cold." Grumbling under his breath, the priest unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it over her. Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep... Just then, the nun once again said, "Father, I`m still very cold." He unzipped the bag, got up, put another blanket on her and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, "Father, I`m sooooo cold." This time, he just remained there and said, "Sister, I have a great idea. We`re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let`s just pretend we`re married." The nun smiled and said, in a warm come-hither voice, "That`s just fine by me." To which the priest yelled: "Get up and get your own damn blanket!"
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