Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl. Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, bitch fell off. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! If you can read this, please flip me back over...(seen upside down, on a Jeep) Please tell your pants it's not polite to point. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass. Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected. Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop. Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph. GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge. If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?? Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? Axe me about Ebonics Boldly going nowhere Cat: The other white meat CAUTION - Driver legally blonde Don't be sexist - broads hate that! Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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