The Affair

A  married  man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
their passions overcame  them  and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all  afternoon.  Exhausted from the wild
sex, they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM.  As the man threw
on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub
them through the grass and dirt.  Mystified, she nonetheless complied. 
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.  "Where have you been!" 
demanded his wife when he entered the house.  "Darling, I can't lie to 
you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having 
sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." 
The  wife  glanced  down at his shoes and said,
"You lying bastard!  You've been playing golf !"

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