A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes  up  on the shore.
The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right away, 
but they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed.  The
husband, oblivious to the pheromones floating  around, is very glad to 
see the second man there.

"This is  wonderful!  Now we'll be able to have three people doing
8-hour shifts in the watch tower instead of two people doing 12-hour 
shifts."  The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers 
to do  the first shift.

He climbs up the  tall tower and stands watch, scanning  the ocean
horizon for ships.  Soon the husband and wife start placing  stones 
in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper.

The new man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!"

They look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!" A few
minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.
Again the new man yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!" Again they yell 
back, "We're not screwing!"

Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to patch
leaks. Once again the new man yells down from high above: "Hey, I said 
no screwing!!"   They yell back, "And we said we're not screwing!!"

Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the tower 
and the husband starts to climb up.  By the time he gets half-way  
up, his wife and the new man are already screwing their brains out.  
Once at the top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to 
himself: "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."

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