You know you're from San Francisco when...

- Your co-worker tells you she has 8 body piercings but none are visible.
- When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of
- You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
- You can't remember.... Is pot illegal?
- You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
- You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can
  taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
- A really great parking space can move you to tears.
- You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio.
  (or an angry bald guy that refuses to wear long pants anytime!!!)
- You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
- Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers".... It's the first time you have
  seen him nude.
- Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is
  named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to 
  ask if the teacher is male or female.
- You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between
  yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Mandarin or a building your own website
- You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to
  SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life
  depended on it.
- A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
  don't notice.
- A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.
- You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the
- You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
- You keep a list of companies to boycott.
- Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers
  your mail is straight and your Avon Lady is a guy in drag.

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