Chinese Wedding Night

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.  On the wedding night,
she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69", she replies.
He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli?"

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