A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?" "I wanna numma 69", she replies. He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli?"
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