A Good Dentist

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he
arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had
forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
"No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have
another pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of
false teeth...try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave
his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your
office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

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