Airborne Parrot




On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in
next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot
squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow." The stewardess, flustered, brings
back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is
pointed out to her, the parrot rains its glass and bawls, "And get me
another whisky you ****."
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no
coffee.  Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's
approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll give
you a slap."
Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of
the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot
turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you're sure a lippy
bastard."



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