There's a pensioner couple, both about 80, on a sentimental holiday back
to the place where they first met. They're sitting in a pub and he says to
her, "Remember first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We
went round the corner to the gas works. You leaned against the fence and I
gave you one from behind". "Yes", she says, "I remember it well". "OK", he
says, "How about taking a stroll round there and I'll give you one for old
times sake?". "Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea", she
answers. There's a chap sitting at the next table listening to all this,
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this, two
pensioners having sex against the gas works fence.' So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the gas works and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers
down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and hangs on to
the fence and the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping
like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. She's
yelling "Ohhh God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is
the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
the ground. The watching guy is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged
parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about half
an hour of lying on the ground in recovery, the old couple struggle to
their feet and get their clothes back on. The guy, still watching, thinks,
'That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him
what his secret is.' As the couple pass, the chap says to them, "That was
something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do
you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?" "No, there's no secret", the
old man says, " fifty years ago that fucking fence wasn't electrified".
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