English Language

No wonder the English language is hard to learn:

- We polish the Polish furniture.

- He could lead if he would get the lead out.

- A farm can produce produce.

- The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

- The soldier decided to desert in the desert. (After dessert)

- The present is a good time to present the present.

- At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

- The dove dove into the bushes.

- I did not object to the object.

- The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

- The bandage was wound around the wound.

- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

- They were too close to the door to close it.

- The buck does funny things when the does are present.

- They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

- The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

- After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

- I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

- I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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