WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, HOW WILL THE MEDIA REPORT IT??





USA Today:    WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:    DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:    O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy:    GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal:    APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog:    OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated:    GAME OVER

Wired:    THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:    THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:    'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT  
AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:    DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOARING

Ladies Home Journal:  LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW   
ARMAGEDDON DIET

America Online:   SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.  TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site: If you didn't experience the rapture, download
software patch  RAPT777.EXE.

Sun:    ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE

Parking Today: LOT CLOSED!






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