Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at
nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stone.
Violent when left alone, Able to absorb great amount of
exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a
better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
disintegration of wealth. Probably the most powerful
income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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Another new element in the Periodic Table:
Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#&*!
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily
gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging
samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it
can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a
prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Very simple.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.
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