I hear Microsoft is developing IE 5.0.
It is about 6'3" glasses slightly overweight, but despite its almost gut wrenching appearance it has the uncanny ability
to know most web sights off by heart. This is due the artifiticial intelligence that has been developed by the
researchers at MS, for the browser to reach it's full potential it needs 8 hours a day of constant unproductive net
surfing which it will do and if any attempt to stop the package from doing this it emits a high pitched whining sound.
Taken away from this environment he is unstable and can cause massive delay in meeting schedules.
Some bugs are yet to be worked out such as constant raving about web sights that the average human does not
even care about or want to even hear about.
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