Talking Tennessee

     ahz: the things you see with

     aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?

     arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing

     bawl: what water does at 212 degrees

     bidness: commercial enterprise

     bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce

     co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink

     clinics: a tissue

     crine: weeping

     dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami

     daints: a more or less formal event in which members of
     the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically
     to the sound of music

     dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word

     doc: a condition caused by an absence of light

     ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off."

     far: combustion

     git: to acquire

     goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball

     hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!

     hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal

     lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs

     liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are

     nekkid: to be unclothed

     ole well: a source of petroleum

     own : opposite of awf (see lectricity)

     paypuh: what you write on

     shevuhlay: a General Motors car

     spearmint: something scientists do

     stow : establishment where things are sold

     tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat

     uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka

     zackly: precisely