Phone Won't Stop Ringing? Here's What You Do

Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious
telephone problem.  But unlike most people she did
something about it.

The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel
opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone
number as Leola.

From the moment the motel opened, Leola was
besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same phone
number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade
the motel management to change its number.

Naturally, the management refused claiming that it
could not change its stationery.

The phone company was not helpful, either. A number
was a number, and just because a customer was getting someone
else's calls 24 hours a day didn't make it responsible. After
her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into
her own hands.

At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis
was calling the motel and asked for a room for the following
Tuesday. Leoloa said, "No problem.  How many nights?"

A few hours later Dallas checked in. A secretary
wanted a suite with two bedrooms for a week. Emboldened,
Leola said the Presidential Suite on the 10th floor was available
for $600 a night. The secretary said that she would take it and asked
if the hotel wanted a deposit.  "No, that won't be necessary," Leola
said. "We trust you."

The next day was a busy one for Leola. In the morning,
she booked an electric appliance manufacturers' convention for
Memorial Day weekend, a college prom and a reunion of the 82nd
Airborne veterans from World War II.

She turned on her answering machine during lunchtime so that she
could watch the O.J. Simpson trial, but her biggest challenge came
in the afternoon when a mother called to book the ballroom for her
daughter's wedding in June.

Leola assured the woman that it would be no problem and asked if
he would be providing the flowers or did she want the hotel to take
are of it. The mother said that she would prefer the hotel to handle
he floral arrangements. Then the question of valet parking came up.

nce again Leola was helpful. "There's no charge for valet

arking, but we always recomend that the client tips the drivers."

Within a few months, the Ribrock Plaza Motel was a disaster area.

People kept showing up for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and Sweet
ixteen parties and were all told there were no such events.

Leola had her final revenge when she read in the local paper that  the
motel might go bankrupt. Her phone rang, and an executive from
Marriott said, "We're prepared to offer you $200,000 for the motel."

Leola replied. "We'll take it, but only if you change the telephone