New Community College Courses!

Here is some helpful info for you all:


     The male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital
     status. Attendance in at least ten is mandatory:

     Course No.  Course Title

     101    Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
     102    Doing Housework Without Complaining
     103    Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
     104    Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
     105    Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
     106    Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
     107    Sex: Learning How to Initiate
     108    How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
     109    Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
     110    Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
     111    The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down Myself
     112    Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
     113    "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
     114    How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
     115    The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
     116    You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
     117    Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Basinger -- But You're Acceptable
     118    Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
     119    Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
     120    Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
     121    Sex: More Than Just Lying There
     122    Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
     123    Vacations: Doing Without Four Suitcases
     124    Makeup: The Less is More Theory
     125    Nagging: Stop the Insanity!


     Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of any
     marital status.  Class size will be limited to 18 as material may
     prove  to be too difficult to comprehend or remember past lunch.

     Course No.  Course Title

     201    Combating Stupidity
     202    You Too Can Do Housework
     203    P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
     204    How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
     205    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money
     206    Understanding the Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
     207    Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks")
     208    Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
     209    Get a Life - Learn How To Cook
     210    How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
     211    Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
     212    Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
     213    You - The Weaker Sex
     214    Reasons To Give Flowers
     215    How To Stay Awake After Sex
     216    Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
     217    Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
     218    SEX 218A - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
            SEX 218B - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
     219    The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
     220    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
     221    How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
     222    The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
     223    Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
     224    How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
     225    You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
     226    Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
     227    Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
     228    The Attainable Goal - Omitting %=@!$ From Your Vocabulary
     229    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is NOT Necessary
     230    Real Men Ask For Directions
     231    How To Take Illness Like a Man
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