A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering
around. A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.
Blond: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Blond: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on,
it implies you called for me."
The blond lays down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy,
enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him.
Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, it implies
you called for me."
The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes
back to the receptionist...
New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500."
Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."
New Man: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I
get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day."
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