Those Folks Down South

The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.
The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.
The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says,
"Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house
yelling at the top of his lungs.  He heads straight to his fathers
house. When he gets there his father says,"Son, what are you doing
here?  You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."  The son says,"Pa,
my new wife told me a big secret of hers.  She's a virgin."  "Damn
son.  You did the right thing by leaving.... If she wasn't good enough
for her own family, she sure as hell aint good enough for ours."