A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door quietly, and kneels in front of him pleadingly. "I would do _anything_ to pass this exam," she gushes. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair seductively, and gazes very meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean ..." she whispers, "... I would do _anything_." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "_Anything_." His voice softens. "_Anything_??" "_Anything_." He leans forward and presses his cheek against hers, with his mouth next to her ear. His voice turns to a whisper ... "Would you ... _study_?"