School Teachers

A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down 
the hall, closes his door quietly, and kneels in front of him pleadingly. "I 
would do _anything_ to pass this exam," she gushes. She leans closer to him, 
flips back her hair seductively, and gazes very meaningfully into his eyes. "I 
mean ..." she whispers, "... I would do _anything_."
He returns her gaze.
His voice softens.
 He leans forward and presses his cheek against hers, with his mouth next to 
her ear. His voice turns to a whisper ...

"Would you ... _study_?"