The Bull

YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in
cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch
watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull doing
the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic
rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the hard word
on Mabel.

He leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to be
doing what that bull is doing."

"Well then, why don't you? "Mabel whispered back. "It is YOUR cow."