The Priesthood

Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by
the Monsignor they have to pass one more test:*The Celibacy Test.
The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and
a small bell is tied to each man's penis.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume.*She begins to
dance sensually around the first*candidate.***Ting-a-ling* goes the
bell... "Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in
your lack of control.*Go take a long, cold shower and pray
about your carnal weakness."*The candidate leaves.

The dancer then continues, slowly dancing around*the second candidate and
peeling off her layers of veils.*As the last veil*drops:
*Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...*"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the
Monsignor.*"You too*are unable to withstand your carnal desires.*Go
take a long, cold shower and*pray for forgiveness."

The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate.
Slowly around him she dances, now*devoid of all of her veils,*but
the third candidate remains unmoved.*"James, my son, I am truly
proud of you," says the*Monsignor.*"Only you have the true strength
of character needed to*become a great priest.*Now, go and join
your weaker brethen in the shower".**Ting-a-ling*