Computer Acronyms






       PCMCIA        People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
       ISDN          It Still Does Nothing
       APPLE         Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
       SCSI          System Can't See It
       DOS           Defunct Operating System
       BASIC         Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
       IBM           I Blame Microsoft
       DEC           Do Expect Cuts
       CD-ROM        Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
       OS/2          Obsolete Soon, Too
       WWW           World Wide Wait
       MACINTOSH     Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
       PENTIUM       Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
       COBOL         Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
       AMIGA         A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
       LISP          Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
       MIPS          Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
       WINDOWS       Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
       GIRO          Garbage In Rubbish Out
       MICROSOFT     Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
       RISC          Reduced Into Silly Code








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