Men and Women. Are we really so different?

Women's version: Woman 2: Oh!   You got a haircut!  That's so cute!
Woman 1: Do you think so?  I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I
mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 2: Oh Lord no!  No, it's perfect.  I'd love to get my hair cut like
that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this
stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious?  I think your face is adorable.  And you could
easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.  I
was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my
Woman2: Oh - that's funny!  I would love to have your neck!  Anything to
take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding?  I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders.  Everything drapes so well on you.  I mean, look at my arms -
see how short they are?  If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to
fit me so much easier.

Men's version:
Man2:   Haircut?
Man1:   Yeah.