The Tattoo

A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put
a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the
man why he wants to do this. The man replies, " I have my reasons which I
would rather not tell right now". So, the artist goes ahead and does the
job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man
wants a $100 bill on his penis. So, he tells the man that he really needs
to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would
have paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a
$100 bill on his willie. So, the man consents and offers these three
"First, I like to play with my money.
Second, I like to watch my money grow.
And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100,
she can stay home to do it."