Birkenstock Barbie: Finally, a Barbie doll with horizontal feet and comfortable sandals. Made from recycled materials. Bisexual Barbie: Comes in a package with Skipper and Ken. Bite-the-bullet Barbie: An anthropologist Barbie with pith helmet, camera, detachable limbs, fake blood, and the ability to perform surgery on herself in the outback. Blue Collar Barbie: Comes with overalls, protective goggles, lunch pail, UAW membership, pamphlet on union-organizing and pay scales for women as compared to men. Waitress outfits and cashier's aprons may be purchased separately for Barbies who are holding down second jobs to make ends meet. Our Barbie Ourselves: Anatomically correct Barbie, both inside and out comes with spreadable legs her own speculum, magnifying glass, and detailed diagrams of female anatomy so that little girls can learn about their bodies in a friendly, non-threatening way. Also included: tiny Kotex, booklets on sexual responsibility. Accessories such as contraceptives, sex toys, expanding uterus with fetus at various stages of development, and breastpump are all optional, underscoring that each young woman has the right to choose what she does with her own Barbie. Rebbe Barbie: So why not? Women rabbis are on the cutting edge in Judaism. Rebbe Barbie comes with tiny satin yarmulke, prayer shawl, teffilin, silver kaddish cup, Torah scrolls. Optional: tiny mezzuzah for doorway of Barbie townhouse. Homegirl Barbie: Truly fly Barbie in a midriff-bearing shirt and baggy Jeans. Comes with gold jewelry, hip-hop accessories, and plenty of Attitude. Pull cord, and she says things like, "I don't think so," "Dang, get outta my face," and "You go, girl." Teaches girls not to take shit from men and condescending white people. Transgender Barbie: Formerly known as G. I. Joe. Robotic Barbie: Hey kids, experiment with an autonomous two-legged Walking machine! After falling over, she says, "Control theory is hard. Damn these spike heels anyway!". Q. Why hasn't Barbie gotten pregnant yet? A. Because Ken comes in a different box.