A couple of aliens land on Earth. They waddle over to a gas station and begin talking to a gas pump. "Take me to your leader," one tells the pump. Of course, the pump doesn't answer. The alien tries again. "Take me to your leader." Still no response. The alien starts to get mad. "Didn't you hear me? I said take me to your leader!!" When the pump still gives no reply, the alien threatens, "If you don't talk to me, I'll shoot you with my laser gun." The pump ignores the threat, and so the alien pulls out his gun. His companion tells him, "Can you hold on while I go around the block?" The first alien is confused, but waits until his friend walks down the block. ZAP!!! The alien shoots the gas tank and BOOM!!! the whole gas station explodes. The alien is thrown back a block, to where his partner is. He asks his friend, "If you knew that was going to happen, why didn't you tell me?" The second alien responds, "Well, I wasn't sure anything was going to happen, but there was no way I was messing with a guy who can wrap his dick around himself once, pull it over his shoulder and have enough to tuck over his ear!"