Ass Icons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons".
You know, where   :)   means a smile and   :(   is a frown.           
 Well, how about some "ass icons"?

 Here goes:

(_!_)        a regular ass
(__!__)    a fat ass
(!)           a tight ass
(_._)       a flat ass
(_^^_)      a bubble ass
(_*_)      a sore ass
(_!__)     a lop-sided ass
{_!_}       a swishy ass
(_o_)      an ass that's been around
(_O_)     and ass that's been around even more
(_$_)      this ass will cost you
(_o_)      this ass costs a lot less
(_/_)      an asian ass
(_~_)     a latin ass
(_*_)     a French ass
(_x_)     kiss my ass
(_X_)     leave my ass alone
(_#_)     pound my ass
(_##_)   pound my ass even harder
(_<>_)   an ass ready for action
(_zzz_)    a tired ass
(_oo_)     an ass built for two
(_o^^o_)   a wise ass
(_13_)     an unlucky ass
(_Y_)      an ass that can't say No
(_*_)    tongue in cheek
(_<_)      this ass belongs to someone