After the handsome tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said in a very soft voice, "Miss, would you give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. But she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!" When the pair returned an hour later, the man returned to the table where his drink was still waiting. The waitress gave him a wink and asked, "And will there be anything else?" "Yes, ma'am" replied the tourist. "In Louisiana we like our bourbon and wat-ah cold... Now I'll really need a piece of ass for my drink..."
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