A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says "What the hell do you guy's think you are doing?" One of the Japanese men says "We are berry hungry." The waitress disgusted says " So how is whacking off in a restaurant going to help that situation?" One of the other business men replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED."
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