A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?". The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and asked, "Say, it's your business of course if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina? The drunk replied, "Sir, To me, any woman who can lift her leg that high is a ballerina..."
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