The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What the hell kind of a bonus is that? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it out of the way. Then, you live in an old age home. They kick you out when you are too young. You then get a gold watch and go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party your ass off. You then get ready for high school. You become a kid, you play, have no responsibilities, and then you become a little baby. Finally, you go back into the womb, and spend your last nine months floating. You then finish off as an orgasm. Now that's LIFE!!!!
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