A little guy gets on to an elevator and sees a very, very big man. The large man catches him staring and says, "7 feet, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown." The little guy just passes out cold. Finally the big guy revives him. The little man asks in a quivering voice, "What did you say?" "Well, I saw the puzzled look on your face, so I went ahead and answered the questions everyone always asks: I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have 20 inch penis, my testicles each weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." The little guy lets out a huge sigh of relief, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
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