RULE #1 Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?? RULE #2: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. RULE #3: You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - Not both. RULE #4: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. RULE #5: Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. RULE #6: Women who wear wonder-bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. RULE #7: When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. RULE #8: Don't fake it... We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
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