A 7 year old & his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7 year old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 year old says " When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell', and you say 'ass'." The 4 year old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the table, their mother walks in & asks her older son what he would like to eat. The 7 year old replies "Aw Hell Mom, I'll just have some cheerios." The surprised mother reacts quickly. WHACK! The boy runs upstairs bawling, & rubbing the side of his head. With a sterner note in her voice,the mother then asks the younger son," And what would YOU like for breakfast?" "I don't know" blubbers the 4 year old, " but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios."
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