* Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. * The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him. * A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do. * If you want a nice man go for a bald one...they try harder. * Go for younger men. You might as well...they never mature anyway. * Men's brains are like the prison system...not enough cells per man. * Husbands are like children...they're fine if they're someone else's. * Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. * There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men... 'don't' and 'stop' (but not used together). * Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband. You will usually find that he is. * There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: Strong, caring, loving...they'd be wrong but you could still use them! * Men are like animals...messy, insensitive and potentially violent... But they make great pets!
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